Ice cream mistakes #1

Never ever eat ice cream by the fire.

Never eat out of a dish that just came out of the dish washer.

Never have vanilla ice cream outside unless there are no birds around.

Never put it in the refrigerator, put it in the freezer.

Never put it in oven to heat it up.

Never take it backpacking (done it, too messy).

Never mistake your mint chocolate chip ice cream for dirty vanilla ice cream. If you do, don't put it in the washer.

Never think that cold ice cream just needs to be zapped.

And the moral of this post is NEVER do nevers.