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This is how I got my Dad away from the TV set when my favorite show was on. I sauntered up and blocked the TV screen, and we had the following discussion.
Dad: Do you want something?
Me: Maybe
Dad: Is that a yes?
Me: No
Dad: So…no?
Me: NO!
Dad: Yes?!
Me: NO!!!!
Dad: NO!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dad: BE QUIET!
Me: Yes?
Dad: YES!
Me: Are you confused?
Dad: NO!
Me: Yes!
Dad: NO!
Me: You’re confused, how did it happen?
Dad: YOU MADE ME CONFUSED!
Me: How?
Dad: I DON’T KNOW AND I DON’T CARE! SO YOU CAN JUST LET ME ANSWER MY QUESTION IN PEACE!
Me: Okay, but what was the question you asked yourself that got us into this fight?
Dad:BLAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Me: That was the question?
Dad: BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! FUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP! UMMMMMMMMMMMMP!
And with that he ran away and I was able to watch my TV show.
