The civil war Part 2

After mucking stalls cheddar had to go dig trenches around the camp then after half an hour cheddar had to stop because the Rebels where in sight.


As soon as cheddar saw the rebels he jumped toward the trench he had made.
------------------------------------------he got shot so i guess that ends this series of stories.

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10am-8:30pm GOT YOU AGAIN!!!

How to talk like a whale by Dory

Lesson 2

The easy lesson

Please read the conversation of whale talk below & if you understand it that will be all for today if you don't understand it then keep rereading it until you do.

Dory:Hiiiiiiiii misteerrrrrrrrr.whaleeeee

Whale:Hiiiiiiii thereeeee mississsss.doryyyyyy hoowww areee youuuu

Dory:Gooooooddd assssss newwwwwww


next lesson wont be as hard.

The civil war

Report too Sargent Billy Bob in five minutes.

What does he want at 9am? said the man who had been woken up (his name is Cheddar).

If you want to know so badly then go to him NOW! said the man standing who told him to report to the Sarge (whose name is cheese).

Ok I am going but it is sooooo early.

once Cheddar got to the Sargent's tent they had the conversation recorded below.

Billy bob:Howdy Cheddar how are you?

Cheddar:Very tired why ya need me so early

Billy:I want you to go muck horse stalls

Cheddar:Yuck

Billy:Just deal with it

Cheddar:But why so early?

Billy:so that its not too hot!

Cheddar:WHY CANT SOMEONE ELSE!!!

Billy:GO DO IT NOW AND THEN REPORT BACK FOR A BIG PUNISHMENT!!!!

Sorry to leave you guys hanging on a hook but this is a part of a series (and for real l have to go muck horse stalls).

NO MORE!

You who commented that REALLY BAD COMMENT MUST STOP! reading my blog, if you don't use bad WORDS! you can read my blog and comment mean things AS LONG AS YOU DON'T USE BAD WORDS and this goes for everyone.

Why cant your template stay the same?

I don't know how to explain that but...I think I might be kinda able to.
If you love adventures like this blog does (Ok maybe not that much of a adventures lover but still liken adventures) then I am sure you will understand but for you who aren't the world hasn't ended I can still kinda explain so read on.
Ok now I think we must do some math to help figure this out.
If M=I and S=C plus H and they altogether equal the number 9 then go down the alphabet to the ninth letter and you get I and if I=4 then as the rhyme goes for the number 4"Mr.four why cant you ever be nice and stop fighting" then l guess we can do the following 9-4=5 so again go down the ABCs and what do we get we get E so now if E=1 then it is safe to add it to the 5 we have dangling around to the 1 because the rhyme for 5 goes like this"5 always adding to its number"so now its safe to do the following 5+1=6 so now we go down the ABCs again and get F so now we add our words together because the rhyme for six goes like this "little ducky number 6 has stopped because he is the sixth"now to get back to what I was saying we can add the words together and now we get mischief which=what we did (or we are just plain loving adventures).

if you want the rhymes of all the letters up two twelve just email us at fastjhumor@gmail.com.

Water cold water so what if its hotter its still water.

Ice water hot water so fun to gurgle.

So yummy not even funny.

So what if its hotter its still water.


Please don't say this was a bad post even tho it is but it was not my writing that made it bad l just didn't spend much time on it and didn't even try to hard to make it rhyme l just wanted to wright a post so l could have comments to read (l prefer nice comments but if its bad l will still imprecate the comment even tho l asked you not to).

How to Talk Like a Whale by Dory

Lesson One - The Basics

Rule 1: When talking like a whale, be sure to make the last word really long.

Example: Hiiii, hooowwwww, aaaarrrrreeeeee yooouuuuuuu doooooiiiiiinnngggggggggggg?

Translation: Hi, how are you doing?

Another thing to keep in mind while talking like a whale is not to use the following:

! @ # $ % ^ & * ( )

Lessons to be continued.



This post was written by shark tooth vs. unrivaled humor and posted by adrialien.

l did not post this um Comment please hello any body here bye COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT! Hello any one here bad post please dont ask who did this l hope you got my POINT.