The civil war

Report too Sargent Billy Bob in five minutes.

What does he want at 9am? said the man who had been woken up (his name is Cheddar).

If you want to know so badly then go to him NOW! said the man standing who told him to report to the Sarge (whose name is cheese).

Ok I am going but it is sooooo early.

once Cheddar got to the Sargent's tent they had the conversation recorded below.

Billy bob:Howdy Cheddar how are you?

Cheddar:Very tired why ya need me so early

Billy:I want you to go muck horse stalls

Cheddar:Yuck

Billy:Just deal with it

Cheddar:But why so early?

Billy:so that its not too hot!

Cheddar:WHY CANT SOMEONE ELSE!!!

Billy:GO DO IT NOW AND THEN REPORT BACK FOR A BIG PUNISHMENT!!!!

Sorry to leave you guys hanging on a hook but this is a part of a series (and for real l have to go muck horse stalls).