Al Gore - MIA

Where is Al Gore? In this post I will be giving 12 possible answers to that question.

1. He flew south for winter

2. He got mugged for making DPs (dumb people) waste their money on PGW (prevent global warming) products.

3. He died in a snowstorm.

4. He is planing a Global Frost in his study.

5. He is at Bear valley enjoying some good snowboarding.

6.He sold himself to Hillary Clinton as a "Good" side kick, depending on your view of it. and now is playing Romeo with Hillary, but more modern. for money, and in a bar.

7.Mentally he died of heatstroke and is now being buried.

8.There was a fire near him and instead of running he took that time to sell his PGWs saying, "Behold the earth is burning, to prevent this dreadful thing before it spreads too far, buy my products. also this happen to be your lucky day, because I am having a BIG Winter Sale." the sad end of this astronomy is that he got burnt to a charcoal black and died before anyone could buy anything.

9.He is snowed in at the "Just deal with it bar" which has whiskey but nothing else.

10.He is reading my blog right now, and is setting up a tracker device that sends missiles to whatever its tracked.

11.He is still in the beauty saloon, the kind thats more man type.

12.He is in New York I bet.