confuison in a nutshell

A started talking to M and then M had to leave so J took over for M. Later, M came over and she copied and pasted A's and J's conversation because she thought it was perfect blog stuff.

J (as M): pardon cant hear the kids are being noisy

what did you say?

A: who is this?

i didn't say anything

J: ME!

who do you think it is?

A: J?

or A?

or N?

or J?

or D?

J:this is me and this is my name M!!!

Incoming call from A Christensen at 10:26 AM on Monday

Call from A Christensen missed at 10:26 AM on Monday

J: ignore

Incoming call from A Christensen at 10:26 AM on Monday

Call from AChristensen missed at 10:26 AM on Monday

Aanswer the call and let me hear ur voice!

J: ignore

NO!

that will give it away

Tis M i tell ya

A: see!

it's not M

J: is to

A: riiiiiight

J: IS TO!

A: IS NOT

i don't have time for this

it's midnight

J: ask me a question

is it really midnight?

A: and i need to go print the pic of my sari

what's your birthdate

J: ok

bye

i do math

A: haha

it's no mom

if it were,

u would tell me urr

birthdate

J: 1997

ooops thats mine

ahhhhhhhhh

NO! oh NO!

got to go

bye

ttyl

A: that's fine

b/c i need to go now, too

bye!

J: its __m_y_n_a_m_e_

1997!!!

im 10

A: ha!

that's not M's bday

i really g2g now

love u!

J: ok

A: see u in less than 3 weeks

bye
!

J: see ya

have fun sleeping

its M now

do you mind doing something for me?

that is buy J something over $3.oo that would be coooooooool!!

A: what is it?

this is J again

good grief

J: or $300

A: i'm already planning on buying u something that's over $2

J: i like the $300

do that

A: put the dough in my account, J, and we'll see what we can do about it

savvy?

(real M comes to talk and A wont believe it's M)

M (as M): hi this is M.....was J messing with you?

A: yes

is this really M?

i will call to hear ur voice

Incoming call from A Christensen at 10:36 AM on Monday