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12/29/2007

My favorite Yogi Berra quotes

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra


Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Yogi Berra


Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra

The only color I don't have is navy brown.
Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra


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