You Know You Should Run When...

1.You knock on a door and a women with a mustache answers.

2.Sirens!

3.You mean I have to pay for that?!

4.You see a man in a dress walking towards you.

5.You accidentally back up into someones 2006 mustang.

6.You went to the dump and the dump employees keep trying to toss you in their trash pile.

7.Your mom asks if your busy right now.

8.Your girlfriend says "My Birthday is tomorrow...isn't that jewelery shop so nice? " if she says that remember: run faster then she can drive.