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7/31/2007

Pencil

How Pencil was made

Pencil developed after 2 billion years. It is what experts in evolution say evolved from a million flies that were squished, and all the guts from a mile around after time formed pencil. We call it pencil because we think that it would honor the flies who made it by sacrificing themselves because Mother Nature told them to.

What pencil does

If you want to see what pencil does, you must buy paper which is made from trees and to get paper you will need to help protect the trees. But beware! Pencil is dangerous because there is something called "fly poisoning" or nowadays called lead poisoning which you can avoid by not poking your self with it.

If you're interested in seeing what it does you can order pencil and paper at Al Gore Products, Inc.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

poor flies! i don't think it was worth it. after all, we can just use pens. maybe more animals had to die to make the pen though. did more animals have to die to make a pen?

Anonymous said...

your funny

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