Dear Faithful Readers...

Dear Readers,

I have been very depressed lately...I haven't gotten a single comment. Just today though I thought "Hey! I know what I can do...I will check my site map and see if I have gotten any visits, and if I haven't then I'll stop writing for this depressing blog. If I have had visits then I will write more and fix up the color scheming to something more joyful!"

That is why little Ted is here.

Meet Ted. Ted is a fluffy little post that I found on the side of the road. Ted was starving so I adopted him. Ted said he was copy righted, but since I am so kind I can copy him. That said, may we sail toward the far, far, away horizon of a completed post.

"Higher the main Jib mate's!" Said Captain Book.
"Aye Captain!" Said second mate Johansen.

"Sailing the seas of the mighty one,

Hoppin' on one leg to stay on top!

Of the mighty sailing ship!"

"Oh yes I is sailing the seas,

Combing the water,

For the mighty Peter Pen!"

"Sharpen your pencils lads!

That is the sign that the mighty Peter Pen is around!"

"Oh, higher the Jib, higher the anchor,

sail around to the eastern shore..."

"Get to work Salamander!" 

"Aye Captain"

"And never sing that stupid song again or I will throw down to the devils locker!"

And that is how Salamander started out every day on the mighty ship, Literacy. Contrary to his very words Captain Book never did throw Salamander out to sea.

And so ends Ted's post,

Thank you all you loyal readers,

Fastj