fastj widdles

Go thither young man, and get me my scissor then return hither with my scissor.

-Owner/Mom

Never fall in a hole or your look like a fool.

-Owner

If you end up with a blister I bet ten to one it will turn into a sister.

-Owner

Tongue Twisters

If in a waddle battle, turn to the waddle battle fuddles, and ask those waddle battle fuddles if they want a waddle battle with whoever you were in a waddle battle with, then if they say cunerdedawakerfeee that will be a no and that they will most likely keel you if you don’t get. But a whoheeyaawuuuuwupeeeeeee! is a yes.

-Owner

Credits


Thanks to.

Owner as J

Mom as Mom

And special thanks to.

Computer for being the cause of this post.

Is your tongue twisted yet?