How to Talk Like a Whale by Dory

Lesson One - The Basics

Rule 1: When talking like a whale, be sure to make the last word really long.

Example: Hiiii, hooowwwww, aaaarrrrreeeeee yooouuuuuuu doooooiiiiiinnngggggggggggg?

Translation: Hi, how are you doing?

Another thing to keep in mind while talking like a whale is not to use the following:

! @ # $ % ^ & * ( )

Lessons to be continued.



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