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if you did not click on "this" more than once you are a Novice level on my blog and if you have commented five times on my blog and have read everything on my blog including date.time.and who posted it and did not click on "this" more than once you are a Novice level 2.


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My favorite Yogi Berra quotes

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Yogi Berra


Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Yogi Berra


Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra

The only color I don't have is navy brown.
Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra

confuison in a nutshell

A started talking to M and then M had to leave so J took over for M. Later, M came over and she copied and pasted A's and J's conversation because she thought it was perfect blog stuff.

J (as M): pardon cant hear the kids are being noisy

what did you say?

A: who is this?

i didn't say anything

J: ME!

who do you think it is?

A: J?

or A?

or N?

or J?

or D?

J:this is me and this is my name M!!!

Incoming call from A Christensen at 10:26 AM on Monday

Call from A Christensen missed at 10:26 AM on Monday

J: ignore

Incoming call from A Christensen at 10:26 AM on Monday

Call from AChristensen missed at 10:26 AM on Monday

Aanswer the call and let me hear ur voice!

J: ignore

NO!

that will give it away

Tis M i tell ya

A: see!

it's not M

J: is to

A: riiiiiight

J: IS TO!

A: IS NOT

i don't have time for this

it's midnight

J: ask me a question

is it really midnight?

A: and i need to go print the pic of my sari

what's your birthdate

J: ok

bye

i do math

A: haha

it's no mom

if it were,

u would tell me urr

birthdate

J: 1997

ooops thats mine

ahhhhhhhhh

NO! oh NO!

got to go

bye

ttyl

A: that's fine

b/c i need to go now, too

bye!

J: its __m_y_n_a_m_e_

1997!!!

im 10

A: ha!

that's not M's bday

i really g2g now

love u!

J: ok

A: see u in less than 3 weeks

bye
!

J: see ya

have fun sleeping

its M now

do you mind doing something for me?

that is buy J something over $3.oo that would be coooooooool!!

A: what is it?

this is J again

good grief

J: or $300

A: i'm already planning on buying u something that's over $2

J: i like the $300

do that

A: put the dough in my account, J, and we'll see what we can do about it

savvy?

(real M comes to talk and A wont believe it's M)

M (as M): hi this is M.....was J messing with you?

A: yes

is this really M?

i will call to hear ur voice

Incoming call from A Christensen at 10:36 AM on Monday

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