Trampoline Tragedy

Snow

Snow is a white puffy thing that falls from the sky and then you ski on it I like it so much that I made a song about it which is posted below.



SNOW
First verse
Snow snow oh wonderful snow ski on it
fall on it eat it stomp on it.

Second verse
Snow is falling we are going we are going
to tooooo the slopes oh yea three feet deep
oh so sweet.

Third verse
We are posting and we are skiing and we are
beating Unrivaled humor oh yea lets go skiing.

macaroni in cheese

what is macaroni in cheese? that is the Question every body would like to know.

A picture is posted above so you may have a idea of how it looks and I also wrote down the quality below.

1.It is the number one food for CA.

2.In every single picture it looks better then meat.

The only problems for macaroni in cheese is listed below.

1.It takes long to cook.

2.Its greasy.

Here is a little side note.
Thanks to onfire I have noticed that unrivaled humor has (according to their comments) lost the war.

Pencil

How Pencil was made

Pencil developed after 2 billion years. It is what experts in evolution say evolved from a million flies that were squished, and all the guts from a mile around after time formed pencil. We call it pencil because we think that it would honor the flies who made it by sacrificing themselves because Mother Nature told them to.

What pencil does

If you want to see what pencil does, you must buy paper which is made from trees and to get paper you will need to help protect the trees. But beware! Pencil is dangerous because there is something called "fly poisoning" or nowadays called lead poisoning which you can avoid by not poking your self with it.

If you're interested in seeing what it does you can order pencil and paper at Al Gore Products, Inc.

if you have any suggestions please contact us at fastjhumor@gmail.com

blond joke

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A blonde was driving home when a guy pulled her over. The guy says, “Get out of the car and stand in this circle or something awful is going to happen to you.”

So, while the blonde is standing in the circle the guy is going through her car and transporting it to his car. Then the blonde started laughing hysterically. The guy asks, "Why are you laughing? The blonde ignores him and he says, “Whatever…” and continues to rob her car.

The blonde starts laughing again. "Why R U laughing again!" She again ignores him. Then just as the guy is about to drive away, the blonde starts laughing a third time

"Ok… that’s it… What’s your problem,” the guy shouts???

"Well, the blonde says, “When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times!

A blow to unrivaled humor.

ok unrivaled humor beat this ha.

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.

Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.